Your Nine Months Are Up!

I can't think of a worse line to entice shopping mothers than "carrying you forever..." srly, wtf? It's a good thing the Prune line is so darn awesome.

Ignorum Diem: Ignore the Day

I rather like this:

My philosophy is, live life "two days at a time." One day at a time is unrelenting. Two days, well, if I drink too much or eat too much, I can just do better tomorrow, on my second day. Honestly, I don't even understand the success that "One day at a time" is having.

- From the guy who plays Toby on "The Office" (how's that for D-listing?) It reminded me of this unpithy saying I used to carry around by the Austrian writer Peter Handke. The beneficent Google's failed to get me his exact words. Damn.